In the absence of a Michelin guide for companionship, review boards serve as the community's quality control. However, these platforms are often unregulated and filled with noise. To successfully find your next engagement, one must learn to read reviews with a forensic eye. A five-star rave can be as misleading as a one-star rant. The truth, invariably, lies in the nuance.
The "Honeymoon" Review vs. The Reality
Be wary of reviews that consist entirely of superlatives ("The goddess of my dreams," "Perfec 10/10"). These are often written in the afterglow of a dopamine rush or, occasionally, are incentivized discounts. Instead, look for reviews that discuss logistics and demeanor.
Does the reviewer mention she was on time? Was the location clean? Did she look like her photos? These are verifiable facts. A review that says, "She was 5 minutes early and looked exactly like her pictures, though shorter than expected," is worth ten reviews that simply scream "WOW."
Spotting the "Revenge" Review
A sudden one-star review on an otherwise stellar profile is usually a personal vendetta. Often, these result from a provider enforcing a boundary—refusing a specific act or ending a session when a client became unruly.
Read the language carefully. If the complaint is emotional ("She was stuck up," "She didn't seem into me"), it is subjective. If the complaint is transactional ("She asked for more money than agreed"), it is a warning.
Pro Tip: Check the reviewer's history. If a user has written 20 reviews and every single one is negative, the problem is not the providers; the problem is the client. Disregard his input entirely.
Consistency is Key
Do not fixate on a single bad review. Look for patterns. If three different men over six months mention that a provider rushes the end of the date, she likely rushes. If everyone mentions she has a bubbling, laughter-filled personality, you can bank on a fun evening. You are looking for a consensus of character, not a singular opinion.
